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When one day the Queens of England pooped a salty pickle and drop kicked its ass across the Atlantic Ocean where the Native Americans pushed it outta there crib and it slowly morphed into what today is Canada. Also the new name for a dirty dirty magazine that was once called The Beaver.
Ooh man we learned about Canada's History in class today, that shits wack !!!
by colbertlover February 5, 2010
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