56 definitions by col. dr.

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.
Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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I grew two pounds of marilucci to last me over the winter.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.
Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.
We're beyond married, man, we're broken.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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To fake something, especially something artistic.

Taken from Mark Ecko, graffiti fraud who, in partnership with stillfree.com faked the tagging of Air Force One in the spring of 2006.
If you got no skills, get a Mark Ecko to stillfree it for you.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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Term of authority based on superiority of skill or intellect, after the white supervisor's hat in the construction industry.
1. Speaker #1: Are you sure we should do this?
Speaker #2: I'm the one wearing the hat here.

2. Speaker #1: Where do I put this?
Speaker #2: Ask Gerry, he's the hat around here.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

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A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.
Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

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