False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
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