A town in Puerto Rico which are metropolitan area wannabes, they live so far away from San Juan its impossible to walk there. Every single business and government agency lists them as "isla" and not even as part of the metro area.
Metropolitan areas in Puerto Rico are: San Juan, Bayamon, Carolina, Guaynabo, Toa Baja (Levittown) & Trujillo Alto.
Friend: I live in caguas, its in the metro area...
Me: For real? In what way?
Friend: Oh our phone lines are metro area listed.
Me: So what? You live so far away you gotta sleep to get there and pay an expensive toll.
Friend: *sniffs* I want to live in the metro area *sniffs*