worst, most unappealing, downright stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, horrendous, dick-limping, vagina-drying, waste
humanly possible. This sad excuse
for an online game represents
how far mankind
has fallen, and shows just how severe
peoples dumbness can be. How someone can find such a chore like FARMING so entertaining is laughable. So many lives are wasted
everyday when people
go and play this shit stained program on their
facebook profiles. Some even have the audacity
of this wretched
atrocity, gloating about
how useless they are and how great their
farm looks. This ends up disturbing the lives of the majority of the population who actually matter (the people
who dont play farmville). Farmville is the kind of bad habit that can destroy life-long friendships
or end a marriage, the hate inducing
game is so downright awful, people
go so far as to plot the murder of those who play it, which is understandable. When
it comes to the future of the human race, all the addicts who believe there are part of something popular when
playing farmshit, will hopefully be killed off by natural selection. While the rest of the people
in the world, who deserve to live, are out living their
lives continue to procreate, all of the inept addicts who are busy locked
up by their
computers playing farmfuck will slowly make the world a better place, right before they get to harvest that last goddamn
crop, by dying.
Guy(winner): Hey, just got off the phone with 100 hot horny girls, they want us to come over to their place! Lets go!!!
Nadsack(loser): Can't, I'm playing Farmville, waiting to harvest
Guy(winner): Hey man, I'm soo sorry
your family died in that plane crash.
Nadsack(loser): I DONT CAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE!!!! I GOTTA CHECK MY CROPS!!!