10 definitions by coach boris ramnovitch
Fans of The University of Miami. While there is a small percentage of knowlegable and respetable fans the average Canes fan is an ignorant, uneducated loser who lives in South Florida. 95% of Canes fans never went to The University of Miami let alone even know where the campus is. The average Canes fan doesnt know more than 5 players on the team and doesnt have an open mind about college football. White, Black or Spanish Canes fans are some of the most despicable scUM in Dade and Broward counties. Hurricanes fans are all paranoid and beleive that the BCS and National Sports writers are against them. Canes fans do not sell out their stadium ( Orange Bowl or Landshark Stadium ) unless a top rated team or Rival are playing the Canes that week.
Stupid fucking Hurricane Fans are always running their mouths. Do they not know they havent won a division title since leaving the Big Least Conference . What a joke thier all stuck in the 80's and are in denial that UM will never be what it was.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 11, 2009
Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 6, 2009
last night i went trolling for trollups for over and hour before i hooked up with this sleezy hooker on 79 street.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 6, 2009
Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.
Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 9, 2009
A mythical figure in W. Kendall, Fla., believed to be half man, half killing machine. Fully trained in mortal combat, explosives, stealth tactics, and hostage negotiation.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
Pistolita is fully armed at all times with an arsenal ranging from a .357 magnum to pineapple grenades. Pistolita has never been seen consuming food and it is believed by many that Pistolita is fueled by sex and alcohol.
Pistolita is able to attack by air and sea and has been known to conduct underwater demolitions in W. Kendall canals.
I heard that scene from Terminator where Arnold took on the LAPD was based on the summer of 1989 shoot out between Pistolita and the Hammocks police.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 8, 2009
A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 6, 2009
The most hardcore, intense, degenerate Fantasy league in all of sports. In the XFL the grass is always green and the Cabaret is full of Kings. An XFL pre game meal consists of C4 sandwiches topped with chlorine for salt and gunpowder for pepper. Each year 10 members go in but only 1 can claim the Heavyweight Title. Landmines and snipers can be found at the draft. XFL members always inform other members of any good brew -n- screws or jerk & squirts they encounter. Midget strippers, "Burning Diesel",explosives training sessions and stories about "Pistolita" can be included in XFL activities.
by coach boris ramnovitch July 9, 2009