2 definitions by closetfambam

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A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.
Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.
by closetfambam July 19, 2010

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Strappy sandals or flip-flops worn by a guy. Typically sported on homosexuals, or when worn, makes the wearer look like a homosexual.
Dude, look at that gay kid over there in his mandals!
by closetfambam July 19, 2010

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