1 definition by closest thing keenan has

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keenan- normally a major d bag but he thinks he's funny. Wears muscle shirts to show off his "bulky toned" muscles which happen to be bone with skin lying on top. Probably drives a BMW which he will end up crashing, most likely racing. Probably doesn't know anything about cars but pretends too. Dresses like a fag. Goes to salsa clubs to pick up on hott "ladies" which if I'm correct are sweaty men with hairy chests. Just an all around general faggot... (-: FAG!
Why are you being such a keenan?? Cause I'm gay!
by closest thing keenan has July 10, 2008

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