1 definition by clmi jerk

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a freak who has cerebral paulsy and has sex with old geizers and hags.

Someone who has a fat family
a hoe

a piece of shit

another way of saying Cleavland steamer or dutch oven
a wet noodle
dead
a hobo
officer we just braught in a skinny allan,what a cleavland steamer, no that dude who raped an old lady and had no job.
by clmi jerk December 06, 2009

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