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16 definitions by cliff whitty

 
1.
A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.
by Cliff Whitty September 02, 2006
 
2.
Psychology is everyone's major at some point during their college career.
Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.
by Cliff Whitty March 22, 2006
 
3.
Primarily an account of the history of the human race as told by the ancient Hebrews in the oral tradition, later written down. It details not only the historical accounts of their people but the influence in their god, Yahweh. Yahweh is a god of history to these people and has a great influence in the course of human events. Also included in these texts are psalms or lyric writings concerning Yahweh, proverbs and prophesy concerning the fate of their people, and the coming of the Messiah who was foretold to bring the people of Yahweh out of bondage.
The portion of the bible commonly referred to as the New Testament pertains to an historical catalyst in the persona of Jesus of Nazareth, perceived by those who believed him to be the Messiah that was foretold. It is a collection of the memoirs of the apostles, known as the gospels and the acts of the apostles. also included are letters of the apostles to different Christian communities of their time admonishing them against behavior and belief that would lead them astray from the meaning of the gospels.
The bible is not necessarily a 'do this not that' affair. it is a collection of poetry, history, prophecy and legend. not all of it is necessarily historically acurate, but it is also not meant as a means of control. im not sure where everyone got that idea.
by Cliff Whitty August 25, 2006
 
4.
A large church, usually with stadium seating and large projection screens all over the place. Usually, a megachurch will have a watered-down liturgy consisting mostly of large technological displays and spiritual ballads. There will typically be a sermon afterward with underdeveloped reasoning and theology. A megachurch usually focuses on what the attendee can get out of the experience, rather than what he can give to the experience.
"Man, Charlie has changed. All he does is spout out theological trash and tell us about books we should be buying about how to feel better about ourselves"
"Yea, he started going to that megachurch down the road"
by Cliff Whitty April 09, 2006
 
5.
omd
The French counterpart of OMG, omd is internet slang for O Mon Dieu.
OMD, avez-vous vu ce qu'elle a porté aujourd'hui?
by Cliff Whitty May 22, 2007
 
6.
In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, a Klingon coffee blend enjoyed by many of the main characters. Recipes include:

"Klah Version" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

2 Tbs. Sweet Ground Chocolate
1/2 cup Dark Cocoa
3/8 tsp. Cinnamon
1 tsp. Dark Instant Coffee Crystals Ground into powder
Pinch of Nutmeg

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa

"House of Kasara blend" (Makes approximately 14 servings)

1 1/2 cup Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Unsweetened Cocoa
6 Tbs. Instant Coffee
1/2 tsp. Ground Allspice
1/2 tsp. Ground Cinnamon

Note: "Lightweights" may prefer a mix made with 3 tablespoons of instant coffee.

Mix all ingredients together, and store in airtight container.
To serve, use 3 teaspoons to 3/4 cup not-quite-boiling water. When served, the drink should be thick, much like hot cocoa.
Sisko: "Computer one raktajino and a bagel"
Computer: Buzz buzz twinkle dinkle bingbang.
Sisko: "Aaaah. excellent."
by Cliff Whitty June 21, 2006
 
7.
A group of witches, usually 13.
That house with all the lesbians has about 13 people living there, it must be a coven
by Cliff Whitty June 30, 2006