35 definitions by clevelandsteamer

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer August 17, 2005
The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping
Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).
by clevelandsteamer September 18, 2007
The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell
my mantasy is better than your mantasy
by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008
a term that means "i would like to insert my penis into the vaginal cavity of that female."
me(after seeing hardbody at the gym): DAMN NIGGA! I'd hit it!!! if she wears a mask.
by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005
an album that has been mistakingly compared to the who's "tommy" album. yes, the songs combined do tell a story, just like "tommy," but in no way is it as good as tommy or even the worst album the who could come up with. green day is a fake-punk band and people think that they are punk for listening to green day and skateboarding. that is 100% incorrect. spiking your hair, cutting your wrists, and shopping at hot topic does not make you punk, neither does listening to american idiot.
educated person: do you know who the first punk band was?

emo/fake punk: totally green day man! either them or my chemical romance? or is it blink 182?

educated person: you need to be shot.
by clevelandsteamer August 25, 2005
a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.
the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared
by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005
the leading cash crop in oregon, kentucky, virginia, north carolina, ohio, kansas, california, florida, georgia, tennessee, illinois, washington, and other states
street names: crank, 222, anny, chalk, ned, kibble, shab, patsie, slammers, rails, bulber, go
by clevelandsteamer August 04, 2005

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