9 definitions by claudia

Patrick Moore

our favorite cuddly monacle-sporting English amateur astronomer who displayed his ability to play the xylophone in front of parliament and the queen.
He had a long running show on the BBC "the sky at night"

Patrick Moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone, patrick moore plays the xylophone.
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa patrick.
patrick....xylophone...patrick...xylophone

by claudia January 1, 2004

numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004

badass pimp

n. 1. Matt P. 2. An awesome person with dancin feet.

Yeah, he's a total badass pimp on the dance floor.

by claudia January 19, 2004

wachang

A male penis,dick,cock..which ever you would like to call it

That guys wahcang was like wa-chung!

by claudia May 9, 2004

swamp donkey

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

by claudia February 27, 2004

girls aloud

Gorgeous, talented and the biggest British girl band around at the moment. They are love.

Kimberley has the mighty fine ass, Nadine has the vocal talent, Cheryl has the fantastic breasts, Nicola has the attitude and Sarah has the sexiness. Not to mention they're all stunners, thank you please

by claudia August 5, 2004

diet

a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure

Diet should not be in your vocabulary.

by claudia January 17, 2005