2 definitions by clatelliberg

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a person or object so epically great that it's impossible to improve
"dear friend, this apple pie is unimprovable" or "the title 'i like pear juice' is unimprovable for a biography"
by clatelliberg November 28, 2009

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By far the worst month of the year, hated by all for many reasons. Clearly it is the shortest month for a reason; we only need to endure 28 (unfortunately 29 on leap years) days of darkness, snow, and cold. If it seems like winter is ending, it's not: February is right in the middle of the season. On top of all this, the only holidays in this month are Valentine's Day (which few people look forward to) and Groundhog Day (seriously?).
Few are fortunate enough to have a birthday in February to brighten up their month. For everyone else it's the month with the highest suicide rate; all we can wish for is to get out of it alive.
"Oh dear, Prince Alfred of Edinburgh commited suicide!"
"Can you blame him? It's February."
by clatelliberg March 22, 2010

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