2 definitions by clarkyboi

Someone who criticises you for mumbling but in fact mumbles themselves
1*mumbles*"stop mumbling, it's really annoying
2"what?"
1*mumbles*"you keep mumbling all the time!"
2"mumble fucker"
by clarkyboi May 7, 2009
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When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound
*trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds of chairs being dragged about* Damn Dragon Farts!
by clarkyboi May 7, 2009
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