1 definition by cl.a.cl.cl.y aubergine

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The first kiss of the day in the morning after a nights sleep. The breathe is less than fresh, may cause a twitch in the eye if particularly pungeant.
Keith: *gags* Have you brushed your teeth today Charlene?

Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.

Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.
by cl.a.cl.cl.y aubergine November 06, 2010

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