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5 definitions by ciclista

 
1.
Recreational cyclist with a fear of being seen wearing spandex.
Is Kevin still getting that chafing while he rides? No, he's over his lycraphobia and he's wearing proper bike shorts now.
by ciclista November 27, 2009
 
2.
A person who refuses to accept an otherwise unanimous opinion.
Everyone else on the jury thought he was guilty, except for the democrahole.
by ciclista November 27, 2009
 
3.
1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.
1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
by ciclista November 27, 2009
 
4.
Any ocean dwelling mammal
Are you a vegetarian? No, I eat wammal-free tuna.
by ciclista November 27, 2009
 
5.
A polygamist interested in testing the bounds of same sex marriage.
Dick and Jane are married. Dick and Bob are married. Dick is polycurious.
by ciclista November 27, 2009