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8 definitions by christopher ess

 
8.
Scene Kids are very easy to spot in that they dress the same and usually travel in herds. They can be easily identified by their tight girl jeans from the GAP (this goes for girls and boys) and black hair. A common misonception for heterosexual males is seeing a Male scene kid from behind, they may deem the person female when it is actually a guy.

They are very arrogant, and egotistical. Many of the females may looks innocent and easy, but that is infact a shield that covers their true arrogant and narcissistic nature. They are arrogant in that they think their genre of music is the BEST DAMN THING TO HIT DA' STREETS (quote from scene chick).

Many people have "scene-sickness," a condition where the sight of a scene kid can cause dizziness and even vomiting.
Seeing a Male from behind

Chris: Holy Shit! That white chick has a nice tight ass. I'm gonna go squeeze what god gave her.

Mark: FUCK YEAH! Slap some skin on me before you do!

Chris: Hey there pretty lady, I like what you're shaking <squeezes butt>

---Person turns around, to only horrify both males to see that it is in fact a MAN!!!---

Scene Kid: Dude...I'm only Gay on weekdays sorry.

Chris & MarK: WHAT DA' FUCK, it's one of them SCENE KIDS

Mark: Yeah.. I heard they got diseases man! Let's get the fuck out of here and get to the hospital
by Christopher Ess October 01, 2005
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