Catholics (or any form of Christianity, basically) who only goes to Church on days when they give out free stuff; namely Ash Wednesday
and Palm Sunday
Bob: Do you ever go to Church?
Steve: Only on Ash Wednesday and Palm Sunday, when they give out free stuff.
Bob: Dude, you are such an A and P Catholic!
When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."
Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.
. An expression used to generally in the same way people say "Oh, the drama!" Often mildly sarcastic.
Kelly just found out her best friend was sleeping with her boyfriend, oh the dramz!
Britney Spears just shaved her head, such dramz with celebrities these days!
Girl1: I'm so miserable and alone without a boyfriend!
Girl2: Oooh, look at all the dramz. Just get over it!
noun. plural, hippocampi
In anatomy, the hippocampus is an elongated ridge of the brain, found in each lateral ventricle (and shaped a bit like a seahorse or whale). Its function is believed to be the center of emotion, memory, and the involuntary actions of the nervous system.
People with Alzheimer's disease are shown to have damage to their hippocampus, which leads to memory loss and disorientation.
Humans have two hippocampi, one of each side of the brain.
Taken from the popular internet and MMORPG
, "zorz" is added to random words for no particular reason except to sound cool/annoying. Examples include everything from "l33tzorz" to "gayzorz" to "I'm hungry, make me a sandwhichzorz."
Expressions ending is "-zorz" commonly begin with teh
as a prefix.
Yo! That's teh suckzorz!
I can't go out tonight, I have teh homeworkzorz.
Short for the French phrase, "s'il vous plait," meaning "If you please." In France, "svp" is a very commonly used shorthand, used online, in letters, etc.
Donnez-moi le pamplemouse, svp!
Give me a grapefruit, svp!
Also, "f-ing the horse."
1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.
2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.
Taken from Daniel Radcliff
's decision to star in London's revival of Equus
, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter
movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.
Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.
Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.