11 definitions by chriso'neat

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The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.
Lets get fit with Wii!

FFS, humping and pumping are way better!
by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010

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A badass mofu governator, who has insane biceps, cool accent, inhaled and exhaled everything and who is probably the only actor that can be so shit at acting, that it actually turns out to be awesome!
Crazy lady: Nothing hurts you..
Awesome Arnold Schwarzenegger: Only pain!
by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010

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Asshole. The three words got its origin from Italy and means directly translated, hole of ass.
Are you showing me your poop launcher?

Non capisco. (I don't understand)

Buco del culo?

Si! (yes)
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010

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Nose tunnels are also called nostrils.

Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.

Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.

You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.

How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Observer: Woah, buddy, your nose tunnels are completely blocked!

Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds

Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
by ChrisO'Neat May 15, 2010

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Stai manzo is an expression that has its origins from Italy. Stai manzo is being directly translated as: Stay beef.. But the actual expression is being defined as: calm down.
Victim: I broke my hands and my ass is itching like the devils horns were stuck in it!!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010

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A mix of Palin and fail
Woah, that girl lacks brainpower!..

Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010

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A fart created by a democrat.
Holy Sheet! John McCain and Sarah Phailin has to live with the smell of demofarts for a damn long period now!

Yeh, they got PWNed!
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010

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