2 definitions by chormin

Top Definition
Masturbating before a date with someone you find attractive to prevent both awkward erections at inopportune times, and to prolong any sexual activity that may occur.
"I'm about to go on a date with that hottie Chelsea" -man 1
"You better be proactively friendly" -man 2
"Good idea, I do have a few minutes to get ready" -man 1
#procrasturbate #jacking off #masturbate #whacking #saluting the salamander
by Chormin June 07, 2011
To force someone to undergo copious amounts of bureaucratic red tape to accomplish simple tasks.
I wanted a day off at work, but HR hoolizated me so hard I spent that day filling out paper work.
#bureaucracy #difficult #awful #hard #working
by chormin March 08, 2013
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