3 definitions by chordstricken

Top Definition
The careful art or act of being a dick.
Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.
by chordstricken November 12, 2007
1. Someone who has insufficient assets to cover their sexual urges

2. Someone who, due to a low reservoir, is unable to re-inflate himself after the first release.
1. Man, I need to start meeting some new girls. I'm going spankrupt over here!

2. "What do you mean you can't go a second time?! You're haven't gone spankrupt on me have you?"
by chordstricken January 15, 2009
The act of expressing one's pwnage through the use of an air guitar.
I totally gave Austin the Silent Pwn after dominating him in LightBikes.
by chordstricken May 11, 2007
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.