Guy Number #1: Hey, major Choch over there.
Guy Number #2: Ya, like how so?
Guy Number #1: So these douche bags pull up in their bright blue Audis and Mazda 3's. Drinking smoothies and wearing white sneakers talking about the last guy or girl they fucked. These guys were wearing pooka shell necklaces, sideways Choch hats, and 6 layers of popped collars. They probably were popping bottles too.