a)One person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) Both people in the failed relationship don't want to be there
c) One or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.
Thus, it becomes a relationshit.
Often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you JUST START TO HATE THEM.
Heather: How's your relationship with Tyler?
Rebecca: I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he eats. I hate the sound he makes when he watches football. I want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
Heather: You got yourself a relationshit.
If you haven't yet heard them, you've been living with a giant gaping hole in your brain. 'Nuff Said. You can't put a label on them, they're just too good.
Kind of the major religion where i grew up.
Dumbass: Watcha listening to?
Kid: Brand New.
Dumbass: Brand New what?
Kid: Please leave the way you came out.
Dumbass: I Like Souljah Boy!
Kid: That explains it. Leave.