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18 definitions by chingo bolamongo

 
1.
QP
Shorthand for a quarter-pound of marijuana.
A bulk purchase quantity for a heavy smoker or
a smoker/supplier of close friends; but not a dope dealer.

(SEE: discussion of lb)
"My last QP lasted me two months."
"My last QP lasted us two weeks."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006
 
2.
Something to say to at least clear the air when questions arise as to the overly eager nature of helpfulness by someone of the same sex.
SKIPPER: "Here, little buddy, lemme help you with that."
GILLIGAN: "SKIPPER, ARE YOU GAY?"
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
 
3.
Similar to "abra-cadabra", but pertaining to "black magic".
A keyword or operative phrase that makes it work -- like a light switch.
Look out for the boom. You might even want to duck and cover (yo' ass).
Don your stunna glasses and watch for something mysteriously magical to follow.

Also used as ejaculative exclamation meaning, "lo and behold", "check it out", disappear, bitch! or "it's my birthday". Sometimes accompanied by two snaps of the finger, swinging the hand high left, then right (or any other alternative fancy gesture).
LEON: "So I's walkin' down discreet, and NIGGACADABRA !! A whole book of gift coupons for Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes."

TONY: " I was laying on my bunk reading the Bible, when my celly, Tyrone blurted out, 'NIGGACADABRA !!'. Hellz! Next thing I know I'm bent over, face down and penetrated. Aarrghhhh!! Help me, Momba!"

Li'L PEEPS: "Momma, I want "NIGGACADABRA !!" (breakfast cereal for strong magicians)."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
 
4.
sex
For 20 bucks a crusty ho will give you a quick BJ in the car.
A showgirl beautiful prostitute can cost upwards of thousands.

But the satisfaction of SEX in a a stable, secure
relationship and a long life will cost you everything.
IT'S WORTH IT.
"SEX ain't all it's cracked up to be (on its own)."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 11, 2006
 
5.
Depending on context this can mean either something, or someone who is:

1) Way far out there; extremely fucked up; an idiot OR,
2) beyond greatness; supercool; the bomb; very sexy.
EXAMPLE 1
"Here comes that dumbass, Dice'n Tyson. Man, he is MADWHACK off the track!"
EXAMPLE 2
"Yo, dawg, check it out. This station's playin' some MADWHACK remix beats tonight.
by Chingo Bolamongo October 10, 2006
 
7.
Knocking "Got Milk?" off its throne, ...
This is now a more common sarcastic or rhetorical question in the age of high oil prices.

The Gas Comparator Widget for Macs is very popular as consumers shop for lower fuel prices in their area.
TEEN1: "Hey, let's go cruisin' and maybe stop at Sonic Drive-In."
TEENS 2,3&4: "GOT GAS?!"
TEEN1: "Yashure, just filled up with dad's card."
TEENS 2,3&4: "Cool. Coz we barely got enough for fries."
by Chingo Bolamongo October 12, 2006