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2 definitions by childplease

 
1.
Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.

Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.
Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.
by childplease July 28, 2009
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2.
To admit that something, someone, or an event has occurred in a seemingly idiotic way. Uhpt can also be used to substitute ones rage and is often used to avoid awkward situations.
*Teacher says to her class to write a sentence*
*Girl sitting next to you rights 2 paragraphs*
"UHPT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
by ChildPlease February 07, 2012
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