Going to a party and staying sober. Refusing to drink or smoke
Maya: Here have a beer!!
Hannah: NO! im staying vaughned this whole night!
Being drunk as fuck.
Kevin: Damn did you see Rachel last night? She had 7 beers!
Jake: Yeah she was so schneided!!!!
Getting intimate as fuck. Nothing stops you, you'll fuck them in front of everyone if you have to
Maya: GET A ROOM!
Rachel: They are too clarked!! they wont move for shit!
Taymar: HORNY BITCHES!
Hooking up with your ex because your shmammered as fuck
Jack: Dude my ex just blew me in the bathroom
Alex: I can't believe you gelbed that shit!
Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way
Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt
Getting followed around by a creep. Someone who continuously stalks you
Twyla: You just summed me all around this party!! who are you?!?!
Alex: You're just so pretty.........
Beer Pong Champion.
Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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