3 definitions by chicagoan992

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acronym standing for "American Parent Over Forty"

(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
Typical statements by typical apofs:

"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"

"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."

"Marijuana kills!"

"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"

"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"

"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"

"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."

"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"

"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"

"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"

"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"
by chicagoan992 September 02, 2009
A homophobic way of disguising one's possibility of having homosexual feelings towards another male friend/stranger; justifies a situation viewed by homophobes as gay
"Yo Eddy, no homo, but you just gave me such a big broner. I think we need to end this bromance before it gets to serious. No more mandates, bro. And give me back my murse."

"Bro, maybe we're actually just gay. Stop wearing your broguise"
by chicagoan992 October 18, 2009
Pronounced like it sounds (DOYN-GEHN)

A much more interesting and fun way of saying Do-ing. Especially if followed by it (DOYN-GEHNIT)
Doingin it. Doingin it. Doingin it.

See, isn't it just irresistibly fun?

"Say Julius, what are you doingin with that suspicious item you've got there?"

"I dunno Bartholomew, I'm just doingin it"
by chicagoan992 October 13, 2009

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