(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.
P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."
P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"