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"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."
by chester99 November 3, 2015
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"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."
by chester99 March 15, 2018
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A method for ensuring the most disappointingly mediocre outcome for any endeavor
things were going much better than expected, and then we remembered that by applying the UP way we could justify our pointless existence in perpetuity
by chester99 February 20, 2007
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