"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche
which Devo filled in the '70's
(and kinda in the '90's
REN: "Oh no!
I'm completely out of shit
. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no
!! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
: "OK guys, we gotta ... wait a minute -- I'll be right back. Where's my fckn radio? Alright guys, go hide for awhile until I get this figured out."
: "OIC ANEOASO KNB A4MN 4 JHKLE."
1) DX: "So tell me Regina. You sez you at home all night; but, my boyz
seen you riding the Avenues
in a black Beamah
! Now ... WHAT'S THE DEALIO?!"
2) COOLIO FOOLIO
: "WHAT'S THE DEALIO, Emilio? Sound like a shoddy old audio. Maybe we oughta BURY yo' stereo!"
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