Brand of Jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at Argos. The cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. Largely fashioned into Sovereign rings and large Hoop earrings. As worn by Vicky Pollard. A perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy shit that looks crap but has a huge Logo. Large chains often seen on arms hanging out of the drivers window of a Flourescent Vauxhall Corsa. Sovereign rings usually worn in sets of eight to protect the knuckles of the neanderthal wearing them when they drag along the floor. Prices often shown in Pounds, Euros and Giros eg. "This sov cost me free giro's, safe"
According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee
"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"
Sov = abbreviation of Sovereign "Antique Coinage" Once very collectable Now Sadly devalued due to the popular practice of setting the coin onto a ring producing extremely distateful jewellery. This jewellery,the flagship of the Elizabeth Duke@ Argos range normally no more than 9 carat and usually worn by thechav or other tasteless cretins. looks great with Burberry
"Cor Barry, she's so sophistimicated, she must have at least eight sovs on her 'ands"