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3 definitions by cheapshott

 
1.
the sensation you feel on your penis when:

A) you take a condom off of your dick right after you bang a nice hot and wet vagina.

B) you get hot and sweaty and dont shower for a few days.
A) Will: Dude, I just banged the guts out of this slut in my car, and when I took the condom off, my dick felt all slimey and weird like it was in a sauna for 3 days.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!

B) Will: Dude, I just got back from a 3-day ass spelunking expedition with my boyfriend, Chris, and it feels like I got a sweaty rodent in my pants.
Me: Sounds like you got a wicked case of swamp dick!
by cheapshott July 19, 2006
 
2.
1. To be overly-addicted to cigarettes.

2. To be overly-homosexual.
1. I am a slave to the butt because I smoke way too many cigarettes.

2. Haney is a slave to the butt because he is so gay.
by cheapshott July 27, 2006
 
3.
1. old ass piece of shit car that gets driven like its the hottest thing on the block.
Person 1: Look at my fly ass '83 honda civic! That shit is pimped out with a clothes-hanger for the antenna and locks, the trunk is tied down with a piece of rope, I got 4 different tire brands (3 different sizes), the back passenger-side window has a plastic grocery bag instead of glass, and it smells like big foots dick!
Person 2: Nigga, you gots a whodo!
Person 1: LOLZ WTFX?
Person 2: Whodo you know that can fix that piece of shit?!?
by cheapshott July 27, 2006