Females who are frequently drunk before 11 a.m.,
live off Vodka and/or Wine, have fake tits, have fake tits all your friends have seen, black out often, and will text like it's their job.
-Bro 1: " I was at this bar last night and started talking to this girl, She started buying me shots and then took me back to her place."
-Bro 2: " oh no way, That girl! She was showing everyone her tits at the bar last thursday!"