to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.
these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)
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