1 definition by chars boils

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something with horns.

sexually aroused/turned on. boys get erections and girls' pussies get wet.
I walked through the door, tired and just wanting to sleep. Instead, i found the lights out and the whole place pitch dark. I called out my wife Renee's name. when she didn't answer, i got worried. quickly, i got myself to our room and ran in calling her name. My foot bent a little and i quickly found i was tripping. i landed right on the bed. there was something very warm and sweet smelling in front of my face. I closed my eyes, engulfed. the lights came on. "ooh!" i sighed. My wife was in front of me with only panties on and she pulled me toward her. We immediatly made out, tongue to tongue. It felt so good to explore her warm moist mouth. Then she pulled away and i got to kissing her boobs and neck. I bit the nipple slightly, pulling gently and brushing my tongue at the surface. Renee was rubbing her pussy on my belly. She reached down and pushed her hand down my pants and said "you like this stud?" while rubbing her fingers around my dick. She made little circles around my balls, then violently ripped my pants and boxers off. My pecker was, no surprise, hard and stiff. i quickly took my shirt off and fell like a servant to her pussy. using my tongue, i slowly took off her panties. it was dripping wet by now. I gladly ate her out, exploring every part of her wonderful, wonderful pussy. she moaned and threw her back. Suddenly she screamed in pure joy and pleasure, and i continued tongue fucking her. "OOOOOO!!!!!!" she screamed, and her pussy exploded with her warm sweet cum. i didn't stop there, but renee pushed me back and rubbed her boobs in my face. then she traced her fingers down to my penis, watching me with her violet eyes all the way. she tenderly kiss my dick and gave me the best blowjob ever. i was as horny as hell. i couldn't help myself. I picked her up roughly and threw her on the bed. Then i leaped on her and pushed my dick into her pussy. "together at last" she whispered seductively. I started thrusting, back and forth slowly, shallow. Renee was obviously frustrated. "Come on!" she yelled "get on with it! i wanna see you cum!" But I just kept on going slow and suave, torturing her every way. Soon I went a little faster, deeper. Soon, we were yelling and screaming and i was going as hard and deep as i could. she was practically shaking with joy. I bent over and fondled her boobs and kissed her neck. she was touching my chest.
"oh come on chad!!!!!! i know you can go better than this!!!!" I thrusted and thrusted harder and harder, deeper and deeper, oooooo...
i felt a big explosion in my dick. i sighed, and lay down with renee. we were engulfed in each others arms, and as sweaty as hell. my dick was still in her pussy, and they both were pulsing sightly. I touched her boobs and kissed her deeply on the mouth.
"phew" i said.
"you were... hottt." she sighed.
"you too" i smiled
she smiled too.
soon we were both asleep, my happy cock in her grateful pussy
by chars boils January 26, 2009

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