16 definitions by charlygordon123456

Top Definition
Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.
The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
Anus. The opening at the end of the large intestine (rectum) that expels stool. See also butthole, asshole
Back-door-Betty loves it in the stinkhole.
by charlygordon123456 July 12, 2006
A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.
That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.
I didn't want to, but I had the shits so bad I knew it was unavoidable to coat the bowl.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
A drink that is only avaialble at China Buffet in Ludington, MI. In clear english, usually pronounced "Pepsi"
Waitress: What you want to Drink?

Customer: I'll have a Pepsi, please.

Witress: Ok, Pesi. Go head, have a sit.
by charlygordon123456 July 22, 2006
Originally used during a fit of rage, a scrambled way of saying the phrase "shut the fuck up" now seen as a humorous term to use by the Tuesday Night Meeting crew fro "shut the fuck up."
Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck! Shut up the Fuck!
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?
Nirt-nirt #1: "Line that bitch up and we'll see how good your Fucked-Over-Rebuilt-Dodge is against my Chevy. I have 38" Super Swampers, yours are only 33's!"
Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"
by charlygordon123456 July 11, 2006

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