when 2 people attempt to rhyme and make raps to diss each other. this kind of battle is done over AIM
. white kids who suck at rapping trying to act black usually resort to this kind of battle.
kid will: yo lets do an AIM rap battle cuz we aint got nuttin else to do and we suck at rapping and we wanna be black
kid keji: AIGHT! lets do dis.
kid will: what u gonna do nigga?
kid will: im bigga than u
kid will: i can huslte more shit that u can think of prude
kid will: i had to stop my rhymin cause my bitch walked in
kid will: but i wont eva stop, eva stop rhymin kid
kid will: cause im da kind king of da south they all know me by name
kid kenji: u say ur black, and ghetto, and goddamn hood, but u can
dance about as well as Elton John could
kid kenji: u say ya straight, and right, and downright pimp, but to
tell u the truth, i see a bleached white blimp.
kid will: i might be a blim, and down right chubby, but that more than u
can say cause the girl wanna fuck me
kid kenji: the girl wanna fuck u? gimme a break. ur like some boobs and
a dick on a birthday cak
kid will: U think that u can take me? the kind of da south?
kid will: FUCKING ASS is all that u do
kid will: i wish that u would stop and let me do what i do?
kid kenji: William Ashby Brewer? The king of the south? Thats hard to
say when u got someone's dick in yo mouth.
kid will: but apparently ur gay and u just fuck up there hair, see da gurl
dont like u cause u cant find that spot, i can understand how it might be
hard, cause u dicks to small to get the spot in ur bitches.....
kid kenji: i cant find the spot? my dick is too small? well see the
problem is that u, u have nothin at all
kid will: now how would you know that have u been lookin again? Just like
i thought ud be a faggot to the end
kid kenji: a faggot? a faggot? better check yo mind, i'd think that by
now you'd know ur own kind.
kid will: My own kind u should check ur ow mind, wernt you the one lookin
at his behind
kid kenji: that was dumb.
kid will: and i bet u are numb, i done told u not to drink all that coke n
kid kenji: Why the fuck would i look back at the ass of a man? but i
heard that you were Elton John's #1 fan.
kid kenji: i may be out there having a little Coke and rum, but Will
would rather have thatone other dude's cum
kid will: I hear that uve move on to da chong and chike, i hear its fucked
u up and now u fuck a chink.
kid kenji: Will is dumb. It aint chike but its Cheech and Chong, but he
dont care who--just at least theyre long.
kid will: Long? Long? Have u been bangin ur bong? Dont even keep on tryin
to continue this song
kid kenji: Bangin a bong? what, you think i smoke pot? I think ur just
mad cuz u and Dan White got caught.
kid will: U think that ur bad cause u suck on ur bong, the only problem is
that i be dealin u dat Chong,
kid will: See i got u nigga, im one of a kind, all i can say to u is stare
at a bitches behind. Im still da king of da south and u cant even match
the words commin out of my mouth.
kid kenji: U? Dealin drugs? dont play me, dude. The only thing that
youre addicted to is food.
kid will: Whats wrong with that nigga, u dont like to eat. That how i keep
my hood alive is steal all ur shit, even ur mommas come on over to eat
some of it
kid kenji: H to the izzo. V to tha izza. Will will come back and lose another dizzay.
kid will: H to the izzo. V to the Izza. All that Kenji knows is that my drugs make him dizzy
kid kenji: I whooped yo ass ova and ova, but keep on tryin. maybe be the next hova.
kid will: Hova aint a name its some shit u made up, dont u wish u could be me spittin all dem rhymes up
kid kenji: will's the one dizzy. gimme a break. and when he falls, the whole world will feel the earthquake.
kid will: Do you know how to rhymye u pathetic bitch, u wish that cum but now fucks a snitchid say i overall win, cause im da king of the south all u btiches know when, 6 o clock sun down is when u get done, i like them medium rare with a little on the side, so u can come now and well fly ay ay high.
kid kenji: the men get done? boy, i know u do that. But sometimes they cant feel it under all the fat.
kid will: the battle is done, i done fucked u all the way to kingdome come
kid will: are bitches men, not in my hood, i dont know what u were thinkin but u just got stood
kid kenji: fucked me to kingdom come? thats gay as hell. u must do that a lot, but u dont kiss and tell.
kid kenji: I got stood? Thats not really right. But Will likes the men when their jeans are tight.
kid will: At least when i fuck pussy i fuck it good, and all the ones i fuck are tight and good
kid kenji: u tryna battle me? come on now, why? u dumb as hell, i just gotta say bye bye