A derogatory term for the style of metal loved by boneheadded jocks that was made popular in the late 1990's by bands such as Korn and Limp Bizkit.
customer: "What does that new Vanilla Ice record sound like?"
record store clerk: "Crap, he's gone all yo metal."
1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.
1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"
An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.
Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"
A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM
That chick I picked up last night was a real ATM machine
Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"
The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse
"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."
The act of masturbating by a male.
"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."