1 definition by chappy pickshisnose

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what you would call a crazed postman, who joins the marines to kill people. warning signs of your friends becoming "cuffs": 1. they only leave the couch to piss or drink.
2. they have people deliver their laundry saying its from the "Mailman"
3. they tell you they want to join the marines to kill people
4. the couch they live on smells like stale urine and Dorito's
the mail man came by the other day, he was mumbling to himself and smelled like booze. i bet hes gonna go cuffs one of these days.
by chappy pickshisnose April 25, 2008

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