kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
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the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"
impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
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