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2 definitions by chad warden be ballin

 
1.
a huge slap to the face by a veiny man cock. AKA RIATASO
like getting hit with a sledge hammer(a huge penis aka riata)

hey you better calm down or i'm going to give you a riataso.
by chad warden be ballin April 18, 2009
 
2.
a mexican term for a god awful smell from a mixture of fundio (smelly ass hole)- and coochie.
Jesus Christ that Jehovah witness guy smells like "funduchis"
by chad warden be ballin April 18, 2009