Bo and Luke Duke are just a couple of good ol'e boys. They never ment no harm. They've bet all you ever saw, they've been in trouble with the law since the day they were born. Some day the mountain might get 'em but the law never will. They still make they way the only way they know how, but thats just a little more then the law will allow. They wouldn't change if they could, they fight the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Luke: Bo, Boss Hogg is gunna steal the the interwebs!
Bo: TO THE GENERAL! WE SHALL SMITE HIM WITH DYNAMITE ARROWS!
* Bo and Luke Duke drive around in the dust a bit shooting arrows at trees then crash into a large ditch trying to jump it.