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7 definitions by cerealtitties

 
1.
They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.
Celebrities suck. Yeah.
by cerealtitties January 03, 2006
 
2.
Unfortunately it has become a pop culture joke. Most popular vodkas (smirnoff, absolut) are absolut shit and made in Sweden or Finland or something. Real and good vodka must be made in a slavic country. There is an ongoing argument with Poland and Russia over who created the drink. There is more evidence that says Poland coined the term vodka(wódka) for it and first started mass consumption of it. However, it was most likely created by persians or arabs. Slavic and also celtic people have the highest alcohol tolerances.
Good vodka includes: Zubrowka(the best), wyborowa, luksosowa and bols.
by cerealtitties January 12, 2006
 
3.
The spawn of satan. It is said that it was created in the searing depths of of hell by nazis and an old european guy who never wears pants.
Boycott america online, lest thee be shot and buried in ye olde ditch.
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
 
4.
The only real reasons to have one of these are: you are/were in prison, you are/were in a real criminal syndicate/group, you live with an island tribe, you are/were a sailor, you are/were in an army, you are/were in a concentration camp.
Why most people get tattoos: it looks cool, it looks "pretty", to "express themselves", mid-life crisis, intoxication, to piss of their parents, to not "conform" to society, to be gangsta posers, or because of general whiny-bitch teenage angst.
Most females aged 14-25 get a tattoo of butterflies, flowers, cartoon characters,pixies/fairies with a tribal design on their lower back/pelvic area. Basically means they like to get penetrated. Most males aged 14-40 get tribal armbands, crosses, asian writing, cartoon characters, religious figures, cards/dice, skulls.
by cerealtitties December 28, 2005
 
5.
je
What you say you're too lazy too make a comprehesible response to what someone said because they're so damn boring. Most commonly used when talking to women.
woman: ooh isn't that the sexiest pair of shoes?
you:...je?
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
 
6.
A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.
"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
 
7.
The only large city in Canada where white people are the minority, and if you don't think that's true just try to count how many asians (illegal or not) live there.
When I went to Toronto I said "immigration" in Chinatown and half the street ran away.
by cerealtitties January 02, 2006