Rolling On the Floor Licking My Acquaintance's Orifice
dan: julie & i we were totally roflmao at the office!
wife: heh..yeah. *continues reading*
dan to julie online: well, i've told her. she didn't care. let's roflmao again tomorrow.
What a gay man calls his gay lover in his 'subtle' way of coming out
to his already 'suspicious' straight
friends. "Room mate" is also used sometimes.
Not sure if my friend & neighbor Sean is gay but some mornings I see him & his "gym buddy" Fred walking around the house in matching monogrammed robes..
That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.
Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..
And that, folks, is Disillusionment.
When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens
) uses Urban Dictionary
as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend
Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary
isn't your school bathroom wall..
Vaginal Masturbatory Aid
molly used the jack rabbit
for years because she thought it was the best VMA in the whole of VA. until she discovered the butterfly.
Fat After The Holidays
- i don't feel like going out. i'm feelin' totally fath..
- FATH!!! FAT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS!
The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains
Also see Fat Displacement
Whoever said trans fat is bad for you?
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