Hockey is the best fucking sport ever!!!! Often confused with the sucky sport of "field hockey" Super hot when played by girls.. A much better sport than baseball. Hockey is extremely exciting, unlike baseball which is like watching grass grow. Many people think that hockey is easy, and its "a bunch of morons sliding around on ice" however, if a basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey player tried to play, in most instances, they would epicly fail. However, if a hockey player tried playing basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey, they would own because to play hockey you have to be extremely athletic.
Person 1: dude, were you watching the baseball game?
Person 2: HELL NO!! The stanley cup was on last night you idiot!
Person 1: hockey sucks..
Person 2: I sugest you leave now before your missing more teeth than bobby clarke