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2 definitions by casemay14

 
1.
A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
by casemay14 June 18, 2011
 
2.
A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.
"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."
by casemay14 December 17, 2011