whence one sits upon the shitter and manages to squeeze out the cleanest of all duces. not even a ply of tp is used to test if the rathbone is a rathbone because when it happens one knows beyond all things that his/her pie hole is of absolute cleanliness.
Zed: bro, i thought i was gonna nast up that shit station when in reality i totally rathboned it!
chuck: no way! all i got was corn