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79 definitions by cartman5000

1) A kick ass band.
2) 3
1) Thrice kicks ass.
2) I fucked that cunt thrice.
by cartman5000 August 06, 2004
a pussy that get fucked alot in one night
i hated sharing that pussy
by cartman5000 July 21, 2004
A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
Ur such a fucker osama. U better get out of ur little sissy hidin spot and face us like a man.
The USA will kick ur punk ass bitch.
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
The loudness control on a tv, radio, computer, cd player... and more.
Volume controls keeps ppl from becoming deaf.
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
A really funny tv show.
Bam kicks ass bitches.
by cartman5000 August 09, 2004
A mans balls in a speedo.
Speedos r gay mans swim suits.
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004