One who journeys deep into teabagger
-controlled territory to provide basic education in history (focusing on the lost decade, 2000-2010, which most teabaggers slept through, the bipartisan history of presidential advisers--aka czar
s, and the evolution and definitions of basic political terms), economics and government finance 101, geography, and critical thinking skills.
Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate?
I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.
What's a carpetmuncher
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps
and teaching uneducated people in FEMA
Oh great! How noble of you!