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3 definitions by carpet bagger

 
1.
the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...
Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.
by carpet bagger July 19, 2011
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H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.
Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.
by carpet bagger January 10, 2013
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Hunderwear (contraction for hair underwear) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.
Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of hunderwear.
by carpet bagger January 23, 2013
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